I'm Lydia Deetz, a freelance photographer based out of Winter River, Connecticut. They think I'm a bit of a recluse out here.
For twenty-four years I've been paranormal investigating to try and dig up the dirt on the so-called 'ghost with the most'. But... now he's back. And I can't get rid of him.

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Independent roleplay account for Beetlejuice's Lydia, all grown up. Post-movie.
I track the onebigdarkroom tag.
Lydia Deetz
one. big. darkroom.

(( *pokes head out from around a door* I’m not dead… my life just got crazy-busy. I’m still massively in the fandom, and I still want to bring Lydia back. Would anyone RP with me if I did? ;__; )) 

; for munday

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GENERAL

Name: Amber
Birthday: September 26th
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Dad’s Name: Bob

YES/NO

Drink?: Nope
Smoke?: Nope
Eat cake?: Do those snowball things count as cake?
Believe in True Love?: Eh.
Afraid of the dark?: Yep! But not when I’m in my own room. There it’s okay. 
Cat person: Yep!
Virgin?: Nope.

FAVORITES

Shampoo: Organix everything!
Disney song: ALL OF THEM. 
Actress: Winona Ryder
Car: Nissan Altima
Person: Does my cat count?
Type of Weather: Sunny and not muggy. 
Color: Purple
90s Sitcom: Family Matters

QUESTIONS

What is your special talent/skill as a roleplayer?  
Uhm… I exist? I’m not sure. .__. 

What is your favorite type of roleplay genre, and why?
Give me fluff, crack, and angst. Or all three. It’s my favorite. 

Why did you pick your muse?
Because I’ve always wanted to roleplay Lydia! She’s just such an amazing character. 

If you could write any other muse - but know you don’t have the muse for him/her - who would it be?
Hmmm… To be honest? Emily from Corpse Bride. I’ve always loved her! But I’m more partial to younger characters.

What is one thing you think you need to work on a partner? 
Not dropping threads out of the blue. I do it when I get overwhelmed.

What would be your warning label to other roleplayers?
I am a shipaholic. :|||

What is your favorite episode/scene of your muse?
Oh oh! Favorite scene is when Lydia finds the Maitlands for the first time. They easily and instantly take her under their wing. Also the last scene with Lydia dancing and Beej’s head being skunk. uvu

What crack!ships do you have for your muse? 
Er— I don’t really have any? At least not yet anyway. 

What is your senpai blog for someone who plays the same muse as you? 
Omg one-big-darkroom! They are such perfection. I wish they’d get active again at some point. T__T

(( Ohhhhh… thank you so much, sweetie!! ;__; I do miss being Lydia so badly but work and health and my happy love life pulled me away! Maybe I will bring her back again soon, my muse is getting grumpy with me! <3 )) 

(Source: rpmemes-gallery)

A day in the life of Lydia…

… or what Lydia does in her spare time. 

1) Read and write in her journal.
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Reflect. 

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2) Try and get some work done— 

(~LYDIAAA!!!!~)

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-without interruptions.  

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3) Lock herself in her darkroom. Stay away from B.  

(~LYDDSSSSSSSS!!!!~)

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And ignore him for all she’s worth.

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4) Reread her copy of the Handbook.
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Hope to God there’s a way out of this mess. 

tags → #askbeetlejuice 
''Your parents Know'', ''You're under Arrest'' and ''I'm Pregnant...''
Anonymous

*swallows slight lump in throat* My parents know…. what? 

*frustrated* About what exactly? (They— They can’t remember anything… can they?)

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Under ARREST? For— what? 

I’m a photographer, not a felon, for Pete’s sake. 

(THAT— BASTARD. I KNOW HE’S— HE’S!! GAH—
What—
- the hell
has that Beteljerk—
got me into this time?)

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… wait a min— Clare, is this you? Are you prank-messaging me again? You know, this is the kinda behaviour I expected out of you when we were kids but— 

Look, if you’ve gotten yourself knocked up, I— god, what did I tell you, Brewster? Sure, we’re in our thirties now, this isn’t childs play, but dare I even ask who the father is?

Put one of the following in my inbox for my muse’s reaction.

  • "My parents know."
  • "My parents don’t know"
  • "Don’t go."
  • "Just go."
  • "You’re under arrest."
  • "Just let me die."
  • "Don’t let me die"
  • "I’m pregnant and it’s yours."
  • "You’re pregnant and it’s mine"
  • "Make me."
  • "Kiss me you idiot."
  • "I didn’t do it."
  • "It was me."
  • "That isn’t mine."
  • "That’s mine!”
  • "Marry me?"
  • "Truth hurts, don’t it?"
  • "Be mine."
  • "I want to be yours."
  • "You owe me."
  • "I owe you."
  • "Just relax."

(Source: themischiefunderyourbed)

ask-beetlejuice:

one-big-darkroom:

*leans back and eyes up crown before sniffing disgustedly* Mm, not particularly, no. Excuse me for thinking that with you looking that ridiculous you’d know it was out of the question.

Tch…
How’d you rather take a shower and clean up all your toenail clippings from around the sofa, jerk? 

*sneering smile*

As t’man o’ t’house- I don’t take orders from no-wWHAT THE HELL!!

LYDS

WHAT’S GOIN’ ON??!

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Huh. Guess it worked.

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So much for ‘man of the house’. Feeling nice and clean now, Beej? *smirks* Oh, and while you’re down there cleaning up the mess youmade, why don’t you put on some clean clothes for a change? I could do without seeing you floating around naked, if that’s all the same to you.  

ask-beetlejuice:

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Hey Babe- lookie here! Kinda got a witchy vibe- know wut I mean.

Wanna go down t’the wood an’ start an orgy?

*leans back and eyes up crown before sniffing disgustedly* Mm, not particularly, no. Excuse me for thinking that with you looking that ridiculous you’d know it was out of the question.

Tch…
How’d you rather take a shower and clean up all your toenail clippings from around the sofa, jerk? 

I see you have a nasty case of pesky Poltergeist in your house Ms Deetz. Please accept this one use only enchanted flower crown. Once placed on the victims head- they will have no choice but to obey your every command. Have fun!
Anonymous

Seriously? Flowers?

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Well they would cover up that smell to some extent but… you’re kidding, right? I don’t even like getting near the creep, let alone being close enough to— *sigh* Look, if it means he’ll stop driving me insane I guess anything’s worth a shot…

Now, where is that Beteljerk? *storms out of room*