I'm Lydia Deetz, a freelance photographer based out of Winter River, Connecticut. They think I'm a bit of a recluse out here.
For twenty-four years I've been paranormal investigating to try and dig up the dirt on the so-called 'ghost with the most'. But... now he's back. And I can't get rid of him.

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Independent roleplay account for Beetlejuice's Lydia, all grown up. Post-movie.
I track the onebigdarkroom tag.
Lydia Deetz
one. big. darkroom.

A day in the life of Lydia…

… or what Lydia does in her spare time. 

1) Read and write in her journal.
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Reflect. 

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2) Try and get some work done— 

(~LYDIAAA!!!!~)

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-without interruptions.  

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3) Lock herself in her darkroom. Stay away from B.  

(~LYDDSSSSSSSS!!!!~)

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And ignore him for all she’s worth.

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4) Reread her copy of the Handbook.
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Hope to God there’s a way out of this mess. 

(Source: dragon-rising)

tags → #askbeetlejuice 
''Your parents Know'', ''You're under Arrest'' and ''I'm Pregnant...''
Anonymous

*swallows slight lump in throat* My parents know…. what? 

*frustrated* About what exactly? (They— They can’t remember anything… can they?)

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Under ARREST? For— what? 

I’m a photographer, not a felon, for Pete’s sake. 

(THAT— BASTARD. I KNOW HE’S— HE’S!! GAH—
What—
- the hell
has that Beteljerk—
got me into this time?)

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… wait a min— Clare, is this you? Are you prank-messaging me again? You know, this is the kinda behaviour I expected out of you when we were kids but— 

Look, if you’ve gotten yourself knocked up, I— god, what did I tell you, Brewster? Sure, we’re in our thirties now, this isn’t childs play, but dare I even ask who the father is?

Put one of the following in my inbox for my muse’s reaction.

  • "My parents know."
  • "My parents don’t know"
  • "Don’t go."
  • "Just go."
  • "You’re under arrest."
  • "Just let me die."
  • "Don’t let me die"
  • "I’m pregnant and it’s yours."
  • "You’re pregnant and it’s mine"
  • "Make me."
  • "Kiss me you idiot."
  • "I didn’t do it."
  • "It was me."
  • "That isn’t mine."
  • "That’s mine!”
  • "Marry me?"
  • "Truth hurts, don’t it?"
  • "Be mine."
  • "I want to be yours."
  • "You owe me."
  • "I owe you."
  • "Just relax."

(Source: themischiefunderyourbed)

ask-beetlejuice:

one-big-darkroom:

*leans back and eyes up crown before sniffing disgustedly* Mm, not particularly, no. Excuse me for thinking that with you looking that ridiculous you’d know it was out of the question.

Tch…
How’d you rather take a shower and clean up all your toenail clippings from around the sofa, jerk? 

*sneering smile*

As t’man o’ t’house- I don’t take orders from no-wWHAT THE HELL!!

LYDS

WHAT’S GOIN’ ON??!

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Huh. Guess it worked.

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So much for ‘man of the house’. Feeling nice and clean now, Beej? *smirks* Oh, and while you’re down there cleaning up the mess youmade, why don’t you put on some clean clothes for a change? I could do without seeing you floating around naked, if that’s all the same to you.  

ask-beetlejuice:

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Hey Babe- lookie here! Kinda got a witchy vibe- know wut I mean.

Wanna go down t’the wood an’ start an orgy?

*leans back and eyes up crown before sniffing disgustedly* Mm, not particularly, no. Excuse me for thinking that with you looking that ridiculous you’d know it was out of the question.

Tch…
How’d you rather take a shower and clean up all your toenail clippings from around the sofa, jerk? 

I see you have a nasty case of pesky Poltergeist in your house Ms Deetz. Please accept this one use only enchanted flower crown. Once placed on the victims head- they will have no choice but to obey your every command. Have fun!
Anonymous

Seriously? Flowers?

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Well they would cover up that smell to some extent but… you’re kidding, right? I don’t even like getting near the creep, let alone being close enough to— *sigh* Look, if it means he’ll stop driving me insane I guess anything’s worth a shot…

Now, where is that Beteljerk? *storms out of room*

(Source: drpepper10)

(Source: michellewilliamss)

tags → #self portrait